Never a Dulles Moment

We're sitting in the first-class lounge at Dulles after the shortest flight that we take today (4hrs). In a couple hours we leave for Zürich, (8 hour flight) after which we have a 5 hour layover. Then on to Delhi (7 1/2 hour flight). Can you believe they offer no meal on that flight--even in business class? We arrive at 12:45 am, and the worst part of our trip is over. Then it's all fun, baby.